i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
tell me about the eggs
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