Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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