I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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