some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I want her autograph on my taint
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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