trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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