I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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