Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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