he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
