dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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