I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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