you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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