real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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