So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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