no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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