I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
