Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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