Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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