Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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