If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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