Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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