I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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