awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Your dad touched me again.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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