Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you traded sex for a burrito?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Randomize
