reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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