He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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