just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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