it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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