how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
