Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I could fuck to npr.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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