sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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