PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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