what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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