I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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