cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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