I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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