Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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