i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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