i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
should my penis look like a turkey
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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