I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
