Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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