Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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