just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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