you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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