I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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