i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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