I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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