So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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