what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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