I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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