Duck Duck Cougar?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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